Weather to city: FUCK YOU!
Currently I am under a disgusting amount of snow, so much
in fact that even us Canadians are shaking our heads and praying to Jesus to
lift this blanket of pure hell from our homelands. And if Canadians are in
disbelief over the weather, then you know it is a phenomenal amount of complete
shit.
Let me deviate for a moment and jump on my music soapbox to
inform you of a musician worth mentioning: Sam Roberts.
If you don’t live in Canada, then you most likely never of
heard of Sam Roberts and also probably drink bad beer. For those up in the
Great White North, Sam Roberts is practically shoved into our ears like the
fifth football player at a virgin cheerleader’s gangbang, which isn’t
necessarily a bad thing considering we also have to put up with the likes of
Nickelback for Canadian content rules on the radio. So the Mr. Roberts band has
put out a new single called “The Gate” (you can hear it here on their MySpace
page, which seems like everyone has now-days) which more or less follows the
formula of his debut album- classic rock music, huge hooks and drunken
sing-a-longs. He first burst on to the scene with the summer-defining “Brother
Down” a few years back, which I avoided for months until the tune’s slow-burn
urgency finally hit me in some dive bar and I got it. Hell, I even saw him for
New Year’s Eve 2004/2005 and saw his hippie band jam onstage, thick in pot smoke
and cheap champagne with Sam posing all over the stage and screaming our the
chorus like a lumberjack Bono.
ANYWAYS, “The Gate” undoubtedly sounds like Sam Roberts and
could even be mistaken for something he did years ago. Do I hear a tighter
musical structure? A bit, I do hear a little more keyboard than usual but when I
first heard this song over my car radio it just didn’t DO anything for me. Then
again, I thought the same way about the powerful “Brother Down.” Naturally,
after a few more listens, I’ve grown to like “The Gate”. It’s poppy and probably
a bit like how the Beatles would sound with louder guitars and…uh….a little less
talent. Some of the double-track lead vocals sound absolutely psychedelic; the
kind of harmonizing that conjures up memories of car trips and cans of beer in
paper bags with the window pulled down. I particularly like Roberts singing off
in the background about trees or some kind of green earth shit and then BOOM it
ends with a tiny jam where everyone unleashes their pent up frustrations on
their instruments and they just find that musical moment and….click. To me, the
best songs are the ones where the small gestures make the tune. And that’s where
“The Gate” does it for me, it has three-four little sections of music tied
together with little to no-discernible melody. The organ/keyboard just wails in
the background like at a Grateful Dead show and tiny snips of a guitar solo poke
up here and there but are either too intoxicated to noodle further or just start
and disappear. It’s the end of the song that almost tries too hard to make up
for the song, with the motor running full tilt and Sam screaming and a bit of
finger tapping guitar work that’s trying to sound like a sitair or SOMETHING
just going on all at once. Ah yes, it is all too much and no one cares about a
“heartbeat missing in the city”, but at all the same time you find yourself
tapping your toes and saying “Yes, yes! Another toke! Another hit! Just rock out
Sam, rock it out!” and he does.